Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Five Things: Grammys Edition

Okay, so it is a little late, but I just finished watching the Grammys last night.  And I don't care who won what.  I'm simply here for the performances and fashion.  Y'all, I have just FIVE things to say:

1.  Lady Gaga, my dear your body is effin' kick ass.  It makes me want to get back in shape and dance.  However, you have upped the- umm, how do I say this nicely- odd factor.  I wasn't really impressed by the whole egg/womb/incubation thing.  I've given birth to a child, I know how it works, I didn't need to see your interpretation.  Kthx.  Oh, and by the way, in regards to your black outfit, I think the Booty Pop is supposed to be worn under your clothes.  But kudos for trying on out anyway!

2.  I love you and your sparkly head and big peacock wannabe look, Cee Lo!  Oh, how I love it.  You made me laugh.  And you certainly seemed to be enjoying yourself.  Almost in a drug-induced way, but whatevs.  No judgement.

3.  Gwyneth, bless your heart girl.  You looked so uncomfortable in those heels.  Maybe you should have taken it down a notch before you considered crawling around on that piano.  I am certain you could have done better.  Afterall, you were super awesome on Glee.  Smoochies!  Mean it!

4.  Katy Perry, I really liked the wedding video.  It was sweet.  And I wanted to dance when you were singing Teenage Dream, even though I'm kind of sick of that song.  You are so stinkin' cute.  Even in your Armani "My Boobs Now Have Wings Dress."

5.  Mick Jagger, I was a little concerned that you came out right after they did the "In Memory" piece.  Did that bother you at all?  Anyway, you shake it like you are giving it away for free.  And you are pretty badass.

Honorable mention goes to Nicole Kidman.  How freakin' cute is she?  Singing along and dancing and just being so cute.  Oh, and Justin Bieber for having ninjas in his performance.  It kind of took the attention away from his "Would You Like To See A Wine List" white hotmess of an outfit.

I just don't have the time, nor the inclination to delve into the rest of the fashion.  A lot of the guys looked frumpy (bad hem lines) and a lot of the females looked like strippers (self explanatory).  One more thought on that subject- Nikki Minaj.  NO.  And that is pretty much all I have to say about that, just NO.  Follow me on Twitter (@ajakz) if you want my opinion on such happenings in the future!  


  1. I knew you were going to love Cee Lo's outfit!! I think I may have tweeted you something about it..

    I concur with your Grammy observations. I always forget Gaga has an amazing body. I think I am usually distracted by all the other shit she has going on. But yes-her body is hot!! I also thought Nicole Kidman was cute singing along with...was it Katy Perry??

    As far as the red carpet looks, I wasn't impressed with any of them.. The only person I thought looked good, and she did look great was Selena Gomez..Does she remind you of a hispanic Daina..? Me either... Ok, just a little...maybe from middle school...

  2. Oh, and I forgot to mention: ARCADE FIRE KILLED IT...TWICE!!! Plus another time for their win...Win, hahahaha...get it??

  3. I agree with everything you said! As weird as Gaga is, she's crazy talented and can SING live. I loved Ceelo, he looked liked the San diego chicken in that costume (seriously you shoud google it).

  4. I'm not a Stones fan, but Mick tore it up. He was awesome.